MINECRAFT!

Dear broyoumad minecraft players,
      
       May i plz have a invite to your multi-player server. user name is weeabro :3

                                                               -kthnxbai
                                                                            Dave

A new challenger appears

Who's the real one?

I'll just leave this here

The Crazy Jamaican Man

Well, after the sun goes down and before the night life starts... there is a period of nothing to do but have a few cocktails and laugh about the crazy Jamaican man with the girls you just met a few days ago. You see, I have been here 8 days now and I see him more than once a day, he takes a few steps... turns and stares at you... does an amazing dance move and screams what I believe to be profanities. He does this all day, every day and he simply walks the 7 mile stretch back and forth.

We talk about the boat because we're scared he would come after us for recording him :P

Rev Colby D Mitchell

Statue of Kevin

Well... Not quite, they got my colours all wrong! Im raaaaaaaainbow!.
So I am on the super hot sexy sunny beaches of Jamaica! Let me tell you it was hell getting here with me missing my layover in Miami because Texan decides to defy nature and freeze over and become colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. However! I am here, drinking shit tons. They make the drinks way too strong, I'd like some coke with my rum I dare say!
When I return, I will be negroid, so I suppose that means I will be well spoken and highly literate.
More adventures of Pink Knight soon!
Seacrest Out!

Seaking Obtained Life!

SEAKING HAS A JOB!
AND A GIRLFRIEND!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I miss you guys :(

Nostalgia

Let the face palming begin...

Video courtesy of Bongo

Stellar The Cum Dumpster

Well, because you all care about me and my sex life, I figure I would tell you all about my current dilemma (If you can call it that..)
As you all know, I am a whiny guy when it comes to the fact that my love life is lonely, lust less and highly composed of drunk women instead of studly, muscly, testosterone brimming male vessels. This was however, not always the case. When I turned 18 and had secks with my first man, I went crazy. I became a skinny raging, charging moose looking for all the ass and dick I could have on, around, above, below and inside me at a single time. This was when many of you "God-like Oldfags (As Aaron puts it)" first met me way back when in a time warp in Transsexual Transylvania. I was a whore, a slut, a little flower with a battered boy pussy (I used the term for you Ben :3) and I was loving every moment of it. Eventually it slowed down, I realized I was not so much doing something wrong as I was simply being unfulfilled emotionally, and only being filled physically... physically with many HOT THROBBING cock. I had emotionally become a woman, I needed more than to be touched, and it sent me into a downward spiral of emotastic adventures that were being on tinychat all day long. This emoism caused me to be sent into the southern spin of being sad because I couldn't get a loving boyfriend, and the lack of drive to change it... until now.
The Sex Issue: I've slept with 3 different men in the past week, going for my forth later today... And in current foresight, it's not just another raincloud... it seems like a storm; it's 1:30 in the morning as of this sentence. I feel myself being drawn towards the male sirens song and his huge cock he uses as the flute to lure me. It feels amazing, but I have this nag in the back of my head, my fucking id is overriding my ego, and it got me nowhere good for over a year. However, the cause for my annum of sexual deprivation, and pseudo...ish depression also happens to be the only thing that gets my out of that nasty circle. What I fear is that it will send me back down, right where I started.

Wat do...
Btw, Van. Wanna make it my fifth this week?

My computers broken. Also I was informed of some sort of imitate ersu hour sort of thing, and I gotta say, I am the most ersu person in the room