Wednesday, January 19, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: SEAKING SUCKED COCK

[16:11] seaking: i may have broken the dyke code on sunday
[16:11] semper: dyke*
[16:11] semper: orly
[16:11] semper: had sex with a guy? :p
[16:11] blunderbuss: yeah good old fashioned cock
[16:11] seaking: gather round as i tell you the tale
[16:12] naha: hi random
[16:12] seaking: and no i didnt have sex
[16:12] semper: soup random
[16:12] semper: aww
[16:12] semper: did you suck his cock?
[16:12] seaking: so, i met this guy off 4chan
[16:12] semper: o boi
[16:12] seaking: and he invited me over, and i got really fucking high
[16:12] seaking: it was awesome
[16:12] seaking: and then things stopped making sense
[16:12] blunderbuss: O.O
[16:12] semper: penis in nose?
[16:12] seaking: and the story ends with a dick in my mouth
[16:12] blunderbuss: YEAH!
[16:12] semper: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by Semper. at 10:14 AM

15 comments:

  1. SeakingJanuary 19, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    I figured I should be the one to tell you, rather than having it come back to bite me in the ass

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  2. AaronJanuary 19, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    YOU DID WUT..
    no way.
    Seaking sucked cawk?

    oh ma gawd

    trololol<3

    ilybb

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  3. SeakingJanuary 19, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    aaron you already knew

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  4. UnknownJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    lolwat.

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  5. BenJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    on facebook, seaking told me that she swallowed. also she doesn't want to suck my cock :(
    -ben86

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  6. MarkJanuary 19, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Will you suck mine? ;D

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  7. Semper.January 20, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    also seaking, if some guy came in the chatroom and told us you sucked his cock, i wouldn't believe him. :p

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 1:07 PM

    All 4chan encounters end (or begin) with cock in mouth, even if its two men. So... dont feel bad Seaking.
    Love,
    Van.

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  9. MollyJanuary 20, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    I can't believe Seaking has sucked cock

    SEAKING!
    Bad dyke! BAD!

    <3

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    But Van, what if it's two women?

    Also, you've done a service, Seaking. Truly.

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  11. ersuJanuary 22, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Not that surprised... Women say they are lesbians or straight or whatever. All women are bisexual. I can prove it too.
    Not too sure about mens sexuality...

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  12. ersuJanuary 22, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    "Anonymous said...
    But Van, what if it's two women?

    Also, you've done a service, Seaking. Truly.
    January 20, 2011 10:59 PM"

    Dildo.


    "Ben said...
    on facebook, seaking told me that she swallowed. also she doesn't want to suck my cock :(
    -ben86
    January 19, 2011 1:38 PM"

    Thats racist. (if youre black and reading this, I am just kidding. but if youre white than yeah its racist, and if youre a white jew you should help ben sue her cause thats what you people do.(WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?))


    Also van I am not that surprised that you know.

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  13. SeakingJanuary 22, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    putting a dick in my mouth doesn't make me bisexual...i certainly did not enjoy it.

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  14. SeakingJanuary 22, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    also ersu you're an idiot

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  15. AmerifagJanuary 24, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    SEAKING!!!! I CAN NO LONGER KISS YOU AT THE PROM!!!

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