Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Seaking Obtained Life!

SEAKING HAS A JOB!
AND A GIRLFRIEND!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I miss you guys :(

Nostalgia

Let the face palming begin...

Video courtesy of Bongo


Stellar The Cum Dumpster



Well, because you all care about me and my sex life, I figure I would tell you all about my current dilemma (If you can call it that..)
As you all know, I am a whiny guy when it comes to the fact that my love life is lonely, lust less and highly composed of drunk women instead of studly, muscly, testosterone brimming male vessels. This was however, not always the case. When I turned 18 and had secks with my first man, I went crazy. I became a skinny raging, charging moose looking for all the ass and dick I could have on, around, above, below and inside me at a single time. This was when many of you "God-like Oldfags (As Aaron puts it)" first met me way back when in a time warp in Transsexual Transylvania. I was a whore, a slut, a little flower with a battered boy pussy (I used the term for you Ben :3) and I was loving every moment of it. Eventually it slowed down, I realized I was not so much doing something wrong as I was simply being unfulfilled emotionally, and only being filled physically... physically with many HOT THROBBING cock. I had emotionally become a woman, I needed more than to be touched, and it sent me into a downward spiral of emotastic adventures that were being on tinychat all day long. This emoism caused me to be sent into the southern spin of being sad because I couldn't get a loving boyfriend, and the lack of drive to change it... until now.
The Sex Issue: I've slept with 3 different men in the past week, going for my forth later today... And in current foresight, it's not just another raincloud... it seems like a storm; it's 1:30 in the morning as of this sentence. I feel myself being drawn towards the male sirens song and his huge cock he uses as the flute to lure me. It feels amazing, but I have this nag in the back of my head, my fucking id is overriding my ego, and it got me nowhere good for over a year. However, the cause for my annum of sexual deprivation, and pseudo...ish depression also happens to be the only thing that gets my out of that nasty circle. What I fear is that it will send me back down, right where I started.

Wat do...
Btw, Van. Wanna make it my fifth this week?

Saturday, January 22, 2011

My computers broken. Also I was informed of some sort of imitate ersu hour sort of thing, and I gotta say, I am the most ersu person in the room

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: SEAKING SUCKED COCK

[16:11] seaking: i may have broken the dyke code on sunday
[16:11] semper: dyke*
[16:11] semper: orly
[16:11] semper: had sex with a guy? :p
[16:11] blunderbuss: yeah good old fashioned cock
[16:11] seaking: gather round as i tell you the tale
[16:12] naha: hi random
[16:12] seaking: and no i didnt have sex
[16:12] semper: soup random
[16:12] semper: aww
[16:12] semper: did you suck his cock?
[16:12] seaking: so, i met this guy off 4chan
[16:12] semper: o boi
[16:12] seaking: and he invited me over, and i got really fucking high
[16:12] seaking: it was awesome
[16:12] seaking: and then things stopped making sense
[16:12] blunderbuss: O.O
[16:12] semper: penis in nose?
[16:12] seaking: and the story ends with a dick in my mouth
[16:12] blunderbuss: YEAH!
[16:12] semper: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Oldfag Count

Oldfag list.

My memory is faint, But im going to list off the ones I remember
This list will include many that are still with us today
Thats because it will be lots of twiggs and some of canada.
Only doing this to see how many original regs stayed true and strong.

16Fcali
Alina
Annz
Anondrgn
Bell
Ben86
Blackup
Bongowongowongo
Boobookittyfux
Brosef
Canuckrob
Chrono
ChzBloom
Dave
Demonica
Dogs
Fatm00se
Fluffernutter
Fruitbat
Gadgetguy
Girthio
Gma
Happyblowfish
HaroldnKumar
Hontaiyo
HPG
Iki
Kskarsgard
Madde
Marafag
Maudite
Molly
Notmohammed
Pirate
Rose
Ryuuu
Sativa
Saywhatjpg
Seaking
SeaNinja
Shemaletitty
Skellington
Stellarguy
Surrias
Sythe
Tfag
TheGrandHero
Twiggs
Uber
Van
Voodoochild
Widdemz
Wuddup

Feel free to add any that I have left out. Kthnx.


P.S. Bolded members are in the God Tier, AKA they have been here since the beginning, and have stayed true and stuck with us till today, with no breaks. If Im mistaken, please correct me. Shitty memory.

[So many fucking regs, so little cam spaces]

Saturday, January 8, 2011

STUDY STUDY STUDY

soup faggots,

just to inform you that i have exams this month
starting this monday untill 2/5.
i won't be on that much.

later guise <3
i'll miss you
and i'll try not to fail

semper