Saturday, February 26, 2011

MINECRAFT!

Dear broyoumad minecraft players,
      
       May i plz have a invite to your multi-player server. user name is weeabro :3

                                                               -kthnxbai
                                                                            Dave

Saturday, February 12, 2011

The Crazy Jamaican Man

Well, after the sun goes down and before the night life starts... there is a period of nothing to do but have a few cocktails and laugh about the crazy Jamaican man with the girls you just met a few days ago. You see, I have been here 8 days now and I see him more than once a day, he takes a few steps... turns and stares at you... does an amazing dance move and screams what I believe to be profanities. He does this all day, every day and he simply walks the 7 mile stretch back and forth.

We talk about the boat because we're scared he would come after us for recording him :P
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Saturday, February 5, 2011

Statue of Kevin

Well... Not quite, they got my colours all wrong! Im raaaaaaaainbow!.
So I am on the super hot sexy sunny beaches of Jamaica! Let me tell you it was hell getting here with me missing my layover in Miami because Texan decides to defy nature and freeze over and become colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. However! I am here, drinking shit tons. They make the drinks way too strong, I'd like some coke with my rum I dare say!
When I return, I will be negroid, so I suppose that means I will be well spoken and highly literate.
More adventures of Pink Knight soon!
Seacrest Out!