So I am on the super hot sexy sunny beaches of Jamaica! Let me tell you it was hell getting here with me missing my layover in Miami because Texan decides to defy nature and freeze over and become colder than a witches tit in a brass bra. However! I am here, drinking shit tons. They make the drinks way too strong, I'd like some coke with my rum I dare say!
When I return, I will be negroid, so I suppose that means I will be well spoken and highly literate.
More adventures of Pink Knight soon!
Seacrest Out!
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